Squatchy Onesiefest 2027
- Date
- Sunday, February 14, 2027
- Start time
- 10:00 AM start (New York)
- Location
- Mahwah, New Jersey
- Entry fee
- From Free
- Fundraising
- Takes optional donations when you register
Registration is open.
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Events and entry fees
| Event | Distance | When | Entry fee | Cap |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.5M Fun Run | Kids | Feb 14, 202710:00 AM | $45 | – |
| 5K | 5K | Feb 14, 202710:00 AM | $30 | – |
| Hardship Entry | – | Feb 14, 202710:00 AM | Free | – |
Entry fees exclude processing fees. Prices and dates come from the race's registration page and refresh nightly.
Race day planning
Entry fee schedule
- 1.5M Fun Run: $45 until Feb 14.
- 5K: $30 until Feb 14.
- Hardship Entry: Free until Feb 13.
Online registration closes Feb 14, 2027, unless the race fills first.
How the price compares
At $30, entry is about 14 percent below a typical 5K in New Jersey, which costs $35 right now.
What a typical finish looks like
A typical finisher at a 5K in New Jersey runs 35:58, about 11:35 a mile, based on 14 races with published results. Women typically finish in 38:23 and men in 30:57.
Light and altitude
Sunrise on race morning is at about 6:53 AM, and the 1.5M Fun Run starts at 10:00 AM. The start sits about 260 feet above sea level.
Fees exclude processing fees. Comparisons use current entry fees and published results from races nearby.
Start location and course
610 Ramapo Valley Rd, Mahwah, NJ 07430
The pin marks the address the race lists, which is usually the start. The organizers have not shared a course map with us yet.
2026 results
All results (5 years)5K
Fun Run
Aggregated from official results for Squatchy Onesiefest. Individual finisher names are not stored here.
How fast do you need to be at Squatchy Onesiefest?
At the 2026 5K, the fastest tenth finished in 36:30 or better, the top quarter in 44:21, and half the field in 52:46; the last tenth came in after 1:16:38.
At the 2026 Fun Run, the fastest tenth finished in 25:51 or better, the top quarter in 31:42, and half the field in 40:35; the last tenth came in after 57:28.
What would my time get me?
Where a finish time would have placed in 2026.
Finishers by year
About the same size since 2022.
All events combined, from official results.
Squatchy Onesiefest 5K year by year
From 2022 to 2026, the field went from 155 to 143 finishers, and the median time rose from 38:51 to 52:46.
| Year | Finishers | Median | Fastest tenth | Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 143 (-7%) | 52:46 | under 36:30 | 26:37 |
| 2025 | 154 (-4%) | 47:55 | under 32:36 | 21:45 |
| 2024 | 161 (+17%) | 51:10 | under 32:51 | 25:01 |
| 2023 | 138 (-11%) | 41:49 | under 26:45 | 21:55 |
| 2022 | 155 | 38:51 | under 28:35 | 21:12 |
From each year's official results for the 5K; virtual options are left out.
How fast is it?
Slower than most New Jersey trail 5Ks
The fastest quarter of the 2026 5K field finished under 44:21, against 28:46 in a typical New Jersey trail 5K, so times here run 54 percent slower.
Compares the fastest quarter of each field, so walkers and first-timers do not skew it. It reflects the course and the field together: a flat course, cool weather, or a competitive crowd all make times faster.
Typical race-day weather
Around February 14 the day usually runs from 26°F at dawn to 39°F in the afternoon, with measurable rain on about 23% of days. Cold snaps dip to 15°F and hot years reach 55°F.
Based on 75 days within a week of the date over the last 5 years, from historical weather for the start area. Not a forecast.
Race details
- Where
- 610 Ramapo Valley Rd, Mahwah, NJ 07430Map
- Course
- Trail
- Start elevation
- About 260 feet
- Donations
- Accepted when you register
- Distances
- 5K, Kids
- Editions
- 2027 (Feb 14, 2027), 2026 (Feb 14, 2026), 2025 (Feb 8, 2025), 2024 (Feb 17, 2024), 2023 (Feb 18, 2023), 2022 (Feb 12, 2022)
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Quick answers
- When is Squatchy Onesiefest?
- Sunday, February 14, 2027, starting at 10:00 AM.
- How much does it cost?
- Entry starts at Free before processing fees.
- When does registration close?
- Online registration closes Feb 14, 2027, unless the race fills first.
- Is the entry fee high for New Jersey?
- At $30, entry is about 14 percent below a typical 5K in New Jersey, which costs $35 right now.
- Can I donate to a cause when I register?
- Yes. The registration form offers an optional donation, usually for the charity or nonprofit the race supports. The race's own page names the cause.
- What distances can I run?
- 5K, Kids.
- How big is it, and how fast?
- In 2026, 143 runners finished the 5K; the median finish was 52:46 and the winner ran 26:37.
- Is it a fast course?
- The fastest quarter of the 2026 5K field finished under 44:21, against 28:46 in a typical New Jersey trail 5K, so times here run 54 percent slower.
- Where does it start?
- 610 Ramapo Valley Rd, Mahwah, NJ 07430.
From the organizers
Join us on Sunday February 14, 2027 at the Ramapo Valley County Reservation for the Squatchy Onesiefest 5K and Fun Run! Come sporting your favorite onesie and get ready to make some trail running/hiking memories that will last a lifetime. We are proudly partnering with the New York-New Jersey Trail Conference for this event and will be making a donation to the Conference after the trail party ends. Please visit our website for the complete details on this race, course maps, gpx files etc!